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Sardar ji SMS
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Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
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“I made a mistake”
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Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho
SARDAR Aage nhi barha
Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ?
SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.
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A sardar was given a job to take out the dead bodies from a graveyard after a jet crash in.
He dug out 500 bodies and kept digging.
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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking
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Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha”
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”
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1 sardar daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxi wala: tum airport pe hi ho
sardar: yelo 50 rs. dubara itna taiz mat chalana.
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
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